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David Beckham has announced his retirement. Beckham says his body can no longer endure the rigorous demands of underwear modeling.

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TEEN MOMS FARRAH ABRAHAM and CATELYNN LOWELL have gotten into an online whizzing match. Catelynn apparently saw at least part of Farrah's sex tape and said she sounded like a "dying horse" on camera. Farrah countered, "I know what jealousy looks like. I am trying to be a role model for the other Teen Moms. I try not to knock them down. I try to better them" before going on to say, "Catelynn has a weight issue, but I don't say harsh things about her to hurt her self-esteem." Catelynn then fired back: "Go ahead call me on my weight issues. When you see me next time I'll look way hotter than you, so get a life! Role model my ass." She later tweeted: "I say someone does a poll who's a better role model? Huh, I think I win. LOL." Catelynn is probably right as Farrah says she's saved a "baby box" for her toddler Sophia that she plans to hand over when she's 13 or 14 and, yes, the box includes her sex tape. Meanwhile, Farrah has put the bikini she wore on the cover of her sex tape up for sale on eBay with bids starting at $500.

The Bits Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn are said to be talking marriage. Apparently they're serious because Tiger was recently spotted picking out mistresses. Tinseltown Tattler Former Playmate HOLLY ...

The Bits According to the National Enquirer, Hillary Clinton will reveal in her memoirs that she's bisexual. I was stunned when Hillary said she was bipartisan. Tinseltown Tattler Following her ...

The Bits The state of Minnesota has voted to allow same sex marriages. They say this is great news for Paul Bunyan and the Jolly Green Giant. Tinseltown Tattler The buzz going around yesterday is that ...

The Bits Barbara Walters has announced she's retiring from The View next year. Barbara will be replaced by Jimmy Fallon. Tinseltown Tattler It was fun, fun, fun at the Betty Ford Center for LINDSAY ...

The Bits Amanda Bynes has pleaded no contest to charges of driving on a suspended license. However, Amanda still faces charges of DWI - Driving While Incoherent. Tinseltown Tattler It turns out that sex ...

The Bits Teen Mom Farrah Abraham says she's surprised that her sex tape has attracted so much media attention. It does seem pretty surprising considering the media's indifference towards sex scandals. Tinseltown Tattler ...

The Bits New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has revealed that he underwent weight loss surgery. It's already had a dramatic effect as Governor Christie has gone from corpulent to just obese. Tinseltown Tattler ...

The Bits It's been revealed that former president Bill Clinton tried to get Led Zeppelin to reunite for the Hurricane Sandy benefit. You can understand their reluctance. After all, look what happened the last time a zeppelin landed in New Jersey. ...

The Bits In an interview with Piers Morgan, Lindsay Lohan claimed that she's only done cocaine four or five times in her life. Lindsay says she doesn't really enjoy cocaine, she just likes the smell of it. Tinseltown ...