CPR Promotional Check-Up - Sep 28, 2011
September 28, 2011
Weekend Before Thanksgiving Client Bit
One of the stations has a promotional request from O’Reilley Auto Parts. Thanksgiving is obviously a big time period for loading Ellen, Rusty and Audrey in the Truckster and hitting the road.
What if you did a Winterization Clinic? Roll up and get the tread checked, pressure checked, wiper blades inspected, all the lights working?...and then send them off to fend for themselves on the crowded highways. Could be done at a car dealer that has a service bay, too.
Monday Night Football
One of the clusters has a station that needs a club/bar bit. You could do...
NFL Squares In said-market, this is “played” but it might not be where you are. First people in each get a square on the betting board, right before kickoff cards are dealt that assign numbers to the rows. You win based on 1st Q, half, 3rd Q and end-of-game scores. If this is gibberish, let me know and I’ll explain it.
Why God Gave Us Hot Interns Get two Hooters girls, waitresses, dancers or interns. Dress them up in full football gear with the team jerseys for that night’s matchup. When “their” team scores, they lose an article of clothing. First to a bikini designates the winner of that nights game.
Arm Chair QB Very simple. Pre-game, get twenty contestants from the crowd. Line them up and give them numbers. Stick a chair dead-center in front of the giant screen. One at a time, they sit down, and make the next call. “Quarterback run.” “Short pass”. Whatever. If they get it right, they move to the end of the line. If they’re wrong, they’re out. Last person playing wins. That you start with a new group of twenty.
The MNFB Cliché Game Listeners come to the event and as they arrive, pull one of these randomly from a box. They win a prize whenever it’s used.
It all comes down to which team wants it more.
There is no I in team
He has a nose for the football
He has a motor that won’t quit
They left it all on the field.
He’s takin that to the bank.
They’re no longer playing to win, now they’re playing not to lose.
He’s going to feel that one in the morning.
He really gives it 110%
The Quarterback has “happy feet”
There might be a mismatch on paper but they don’t play the game on paper.
He’s fast when he runs.
He coughed up the ball
It’s a rough and tumble game.
It’s only a yard but it’s a long yard.
There’s no love lost between these two teams
If the game goes into overtime, either team could win.
It ain’t over till it’s over.
That’s a costly turnover
He’s a vertical threat
He really rose to the occasion today
It’s not over till the Fat Lady sings
This is some physical football or This is a very physical game
It’s lights out for them tonight
This is a must win game
He’s a possession receiver
Act like you’ve been there before
They’re running the hurry-up offense now
This team has to take it one game at a time
They are better than their record indicates
There seemed to be a miscommunication on that play.
That throw was right on the money
They’re dominating the line of scrimmage
They have to play the full 60 minutes.
They have to protect the football.
Their defense bends but it doesn’t break.
This player is a throwback.
He’s a big hitter.
He puts a LOT of mustard on that ball
The road to the Super Bowl goes through this ( team name) here
The defense had that play sniffed out
(insert QB name here) He’s a real gunslinger
Pressure from the blind side