CPR Promotional Check-Up - May 22, 2013
May 22, 2013
Dysfunctional Family Four Packs
About to be done at a station: the parents win two tickets and the children get a really violent DVD and Lunchables to eat while they're home alone, waiting for mom and dad to get back.
Weekend's are "vibe contesting". Don't ever forget it.
Fathers Day Price Is Right
One of the CPR stations has a grocery store that wants to do something for Fathers Day. What if you had a bunch of men come down and do pricing games? "Dan, Steve and Bill, please tell me how much this family-sized pack of super absorbency Tamflex tampons would cost. Closest to the actual price without going over move on to our lightening round."
As a morning show bit, nothing says wacky zaniness(tm) like men overcoming irrational fears that they've carried with them since infancy. I have an issue with moths that stems from an incident as a child that involved my two older brothers holding me down and force feeding me one.
New Meaning To Shopping Spree
Rock 102 in Fargo once did a funny bit to torture their sidekick/intern. They gave him a maximum dose of laxative and then handed him a very specific shopping list for Walmart. He couldn't use the public toilet there until he'd found, carted and purchased all the items.