CPR Promotional Check-Up
February 16, 2011
First Shot At April Fools
I'm attaching all the fake product/service scripts that I have. A fake spot-to-a-fake-website seems to be the new frontier. Plus it takes the onus (college word) off the DJ's to try and act and sell it correctly. Greg Runyon sent this link to www.insulting.com which has a handful of amazing parody websites. Serious work (about three hours) probably went into these.
Spring Break Loser Line
A couple of stations were working on stuff to send college students to Spring Break with. And both, thankfully, were promising not to call them Spring Break Survival Kits. Most of you have done the Loser Line bit in the clubs. What if you did this for the kids leaving town? Give the guys one phone number to hand out to the girls they nail and the girls get a number for the creepy leches they want to blow off. Have two dedicated phone lines with generic voice mails on them to record the pathetic post-Spring Break calls.
Have a weekend with multiple sets of backstage passes for prizing? Then there's your name. A "Total BS Weekend". Because you've always been full of it, we may as well acknowledge it. Like the "Celebrating The F Word" Weekend" where you honor everything about "Free".
One of the stations has an upscale wing joint that wants a promotion. When the new episodes of "Grays Anatomy" start to roll out, it's going to be an orgy of Thursday night viewing and texting between fans. May as well have a cool place to do it, right?