"Earl Pitts" Launches "Adopt-a-Soldier" Program
June 14, 2006 at 9:04 AM (PT)
Syndicated character "EARL PITTS, UHMERIKUN" and his syndicator BURBANK CREATIONS, LTD. are launching an "Adopt-a-Soldier" program to send some of PITTS' patented "right-thinkin'" to troops overseas in the form of subscriptions to his podcasting and ringtone service.
PITTS, a close personal figment of WLW-A/CINCINNATI host GARY BURBANK's imagination, says "Fer all you Uhmerikuns like me who love our boys an girls over there in the MIDDLE EAST, doin what I'd be scared butt-less ta do... here's yer chance ta do somethin' fer them that'll bring a smile to their patriotic lips!
Go to www.earlpitts.us an' Adopt a Soldier. What that means is that if you sign up now fer EARL's Random Roadhouse (a subscription service for PITTS fans), we'll go ahead an' sign up a active soldier fer the same membership in yer name! It's a 'buy one, git one.' Yeah, you buy one fer yerself, and we'll send the free one to the young stud servin his country fer you an' me."