Dennis Miller Guests On "The Tonight Show'
August 28, 2012 at 12:19 PM (PT)
DIAL GLOBAL's DENNIS MILLER was a guest on last night's "THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO" on NBC.
The comedian and talk show host hit a variety of political topics in the course of his chat with LENO, including the treatment of MITT ROMNEY (joking that he would humanize ROMNEY by having CHRIS CHRISTIE "put a move on" ROMNEY's wife and have ROMNEY "run up and wallop him, drop him, put a JACKIE CHAN kick in, saying ‘You lay off my old lady, punk!’”), gay marriage ("I’m registered Republican, but I’m socially liberal. Listen, JAY, if two people who love each other want to get married and they’re of the same sex, I like people in love getting married. It doesn’t matter to me”), the prospect of a BIDEN-RYAN debate ("That debate is going to be a blood bath. At this point, BIDEN’s sphincter must be twitchier than a college kid who drank tap water in MEXICO on Spring break"), TODD AKIN ("a moron"), and more.