The Best Holiday Gift Of The Season? The Paigey!
January 4, 2013 at 11:48 AM (PT)
It's awards season again and while you were out and about, gallivanting during the holiday break (notwithstanding finding out just what "gallivanting" means), you night have missed the announcement of one of the most influential and prestigious awards of the old year -- The Paigeys!
Named after and judged by none other than the DARTH VADER of promotion, PAIGE NIENABER, the Paigeys honor all those whose promotional efforts went above and beyond the call of duty. In just its first year, the PAIGEYS are already bigger than The OSCARS -- simply because the OSCAR is about 18 inches tall, and NIENABER almost twice that height.
For a complete rundown on all who have been honored -- and are not currently in the government's Witless Protection Program -- click here.