Lex & Terry Host Holy War
August 8, 2006 at 8:40 AM (PT)
Nationally syndicated team LEX & TERRY today announced their "HOLY WAR" a master plan to bring peace to the MIDDLE EAST. They are now taking applications for participants to represent the MUSLIM, JEWISH and CHRISTIAN faiths and assemble appropriate armies. Once the sides are formed, they will be pitted on the paintball battlefield and the resulting holy war will be broadcast live on a future episode of LEX & TERRY.
TERRY JAYMES says "Hey, they are not getting anything accomplished over there. So let's see if we can't settle this once and for all over here." "It's time to put up or shut up!" shouted LEX STALEY, "We aren't screwing around, this is going to be for supremacy."
Those interested in defending their faith should email their name, contact info and what team they wish to join to: firstname.lastname@example.org . The details for the actual battle will be announced once the teams are formed.