Stupid.com's Top 10 Stupid Christmas Gifts Of 2014
December 3, 2014 at 1:36 PM (PT)
That's right, just in time for the holidays, thanks to LOTUS COMMUNICATIONS' aptly named STUPID.COM, comes the Top 10 Stupid Gifts Of 2014, including mitten flasks, HILLARY CLINTON nutcrackers, Fartzookas and bacon towels.
This is the 8th annual list compiled by online retailer STUPID.COM, which, since 1998, has searched high and low for the most ridiculous gifts imaginable. The company also works with radio stations across the country providing the top stupid gifts for promotions and giveaways.
For a complete list of stupid holiday gifts, visit STUPID.COM.
Here are the Top 10 Stupid Gifts of 2013, listed in no particular order:
SANTA MORPHSUIT: Who says SANTA has to be fat? Show off that hot SANTA body with this form-fitting spandex morphsuit made to look like KRIS KRINGLE. It even comes with a face-covering mask and hat.
FARTZOOKA: The Fartzooka blasts farts just as well, if not better, than even the gassiest human. The best part is, the Fartzooka never gets tired, so it can blast farts 24/7.
THE BACON TOWEL: Printed on this fun towel is a 6-foot long strip of juicy bacon! This tasty towel is great for anyone who has always wanted to wrap himself (and everybody else) in the yummy, mouth-watering, crispy delight of AMERICA’s favorite food. Goes great with lettuce and tomato.
THE STUPID ALERT BUTTON: Wouldn’t it be nice if an alarm went off anytime someone did something stupid? This dream can become a reality with the Stupid Alert Button, which loudly declares sic different phrases when pressed, like “That was SO Stupid!," “Stoooopid!" or the ever-popular, “You’re Stupid!”
MITTEN FLASKS: Make the holidays taste a little sweeter with these mittens. On the outside they may seem like ordinary mittens, but hidden under a thumb flap is a spigot which connects to a pouch, perfect for holding any liquid.
SNEAKER SOCKS: These revolutionary socks have high-top sneakers printed right on them. Available in blue and red, these socks will make shoes a thing of the past! Why wear shoes when you can wear socks that look like shoes?
FACE BASKETBALL GLASSES: Attached to these glasses is a basketball hoop and a basketball. Simply put them on and try to make the basket by moving your face all over the place. Sure they might look ridiculous to wear, but after a few days you’ll be able to slam-dunk with a single face twitch.
HILLARY CLINTON NUTCRACKER: This HILLARY CLINTON figurine has thighs of steel, perfect for cracking even the toughest nuts. From the FIRST LADY of the U.S. to the Secretary of State, and now an official nutcracker, HILLARY has done it all.
UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER, ZOMBIE SANTA: Whether it’s naughty, nice, or somewhere in between you are after, this snazzy sweater brings the laughs with its tacky design and bizarre style. With candy canes on the sleeves and Zombie SANTA in front, this sweater is sure to spread holiday cheers and jeers.
TOILET BOWL LIP GLOSS: Lip gloss in a sparkly toilet bowl? Who would have known that girls of all ages would love Toilet Bowl Lip Gloss, available in grape, lemon, apple and strawberry scents, and complete with a nifty keychain.
All these gifts and more can be purchased at STUPID.COM and select gift shops nationwide.