ESPN Radio's Stugotz Faces Head Shaving, Lie Detector Test Next Week

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JON "STUGOTZ" WEINER is facing a tough week ahead, as the ESPN RADIO "DAN LE BATARD SHOW WITH STUGOTZ" co-host has one shaved head and one lie detector test to look forward to.

First, having lost a bet with LE BATARD on the NBA Finals, STU will get his head shaved in the manner of fellow ESPN host PAUL FINEBAUM on TUESDAY (6/20).  Then, on WEDNESDAY, it'll be time for "STU Lies 2," his second lie detector test with plenty of embarrassing questions about his relationship with LE BATARD and other personal issues on tap.  

STU bet on the CLEVELAND CAVALIERS in his Finals wager with LE BATARD, who took the champion GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS and thus avoided having to pose nude for a reenactment of that infamous guy-on-shark photo that recently made the internet rounds.  As for the lie detector test, last year's edition, conducted by former law enforcement official JOE HARPER, found him to be less than truthful; HARPER will be back to put STU through the wringer again.

“I’m not worried in the least,” said WEINER.  “You know why? Because I never lie. I laugh at lies. I’ve never even considered telling a lie. This whole thing seems like a giant waste of time. I am quite literally the most honest person alive. That needle on the polygraph won’t jump a millimeter. This is the easiest challenge ever presented to me. I will crush this and once again prove that I’m the most genuinely truthful person who ever roamed this planet.”

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