Q951's Carson Suspends Geller!
December 11, 2006 at 3:04 PM (PT)
CLEAR CHANNEL Top 40 WJDQ (Q951)/MERIDIAN, MS PD/afternooner CARSON informed ALL ACCESS that a funny show-prep/voice-tracking mishap occurred last FRIDAY (12/8) on the Q. During the "Work Release Program with CARSON" he asked a trivia question that he got from www.nightjocks.net, only to have GELLER (a.k.a. ROSS HAYES) ask the same exact question two hours later! So as an on-air stunt tonight (12/11), GELLER goes off on CARSON about how he needs to grow up and stop stealing his employee’s bits, continuing the whole hour with such lines as "I can’t feed my three kids now because of a bit-stealing no-talent a$$!" "How am I to pay for my one-bedroom apartment with a bit-stealing boss?" "I would much rather work for KINKO'S making copies all day than for a moron!"
The rest of GELLER's show is going to be jockless with a liner stating that GELLER has been suspended without pay and to contact CARSON at his desk extension or by email for more info. To make the bit even better, GELLER has posted a picture of his (fake) kids on his MySpace.