January 19, 2007 at 12:37 PM (PT)
The ongoing soap opera known as midday jock JUSTIN SANE at CLEAR CHANNEL Top 40 WKSS (KISS 95.7)/HARTFORD took another turn today as morning show member JORDAN had to do middays because JUSTIN has been suspended -- again!
Apparently security cams caught him sneaking into the building late last night and leaving a 38-pound dead grouper in PD STAN THE MAN’s office. Said JORDAN, "We had to use 95 bottles of potpourri this morning to get through the morning show!"
The two obvious questions are: Will local supermarkets run out of air freshener? And will JUSTIN SANE be back on MONDAY? Stay tuned.