Hell Freezes Over, Rector To Run Marathon
April 25, 2008 at 7:41 AM (PT)
While even extremists have resolved themselves to the fact that global warming is a reality, after you read this -- you may think that HELL hath indeed frozen over once and for all.
First, COLUMBIA/NASHVILLE VP/Promo JIMMY RECTOR shocked everyone when he trained for a boxing match with WARNER BROS VP/Promo GATOR MICHAELS, shedding about 50 pounds leading up to the exhibition match. But now, RECTOR seems to be taking this new healthy lifestyle thing a bit too far. TOMORROW (4/26), JIMBO will be lacing up his KEDS and running the COUNTRY MUSIC HALF-MARATHON -- 13.1 miles.
The event, which also includes the full 26.2 marathon, will begin at 7a (CT). We’re hoping RECTOR sets his alarm clock so he doesn’t miss the start of the race. At any rate, good luck to JIMMY and the thousands of runners who have trained for what has become one of NASHVILLE’s premiere events.
Also running from the SONY BMG building tomorrow will be STAN MARCZEWSKI, who has just moved to Strategic Marketing from his former Promo Coordinator position. STAN is running the full marathon. E-mail them and wish them luck: Jimmy.firstname.lastname@example.org, Stan.email@example.com.