Caller Ten Scores An Abortion!
March 7, 2006 at 4:17 PM (PT)
CLEAR CHANNEL Top 40 KDWB/MINNEAPOLIS night jock TYLER decided to call random women in now abortion-free SOUTH DAKOTA to see if they'd be interested in boarding the "TYLER Show Abortion Bus" to bring residents needing abortions to MINNESOTA, where women can still exercise their right to choose. Unfortunately, every woman reached ended up being over 80, and the sentiment was 50/50 for and against the bus, so TYLER has decided to "abort" this "ill-conceived" promotional idea.
Hey TYLER... stick to giving away CDs! Oh... that's right, you can't do THAT anymore either...