"You Never Pleasured Yourself Thinking About Other Women, Sean?"
March 14, 2006 at 5:55 PM (PT)
HOWARD STERN, who recently spent two nights on HANNITY & COLMES on FOX NEW, turned up on SEAN HANNITY's syndicated radio show today and attempted - with very little success - to get HANNITY to open up a bit regarding his sex life.
STERN accused HANNITY of being in denial, saying "I understand the whole conservative thing, but you don't fantisize about the blonde women that work here?" "Absolutely not!" responded HANNITY. "I would consider it a betrayal if I was thinking of other women outside of my wife."
STERN addressed HANNITY's staffers at one point, saying, "Hey, is everybody in there so super-Republican? No? Oh good. Thank God, this is insane in here man... we can't even go to strip clubs. I want a naked woman to come in here. I want you to foul your eyes with a naked woman."
Responding to a question about OPIE & ANTHONY, STERN replied, "When I'm in business with a company and they hire HOWARD STERN imitators to go on in the afternoon... I don't want anyone knocking me. I have a plan every time I go up against people... I analyze the competition and I think about you six different ways to SUNDAY. I said to MEL KARMAZIN at the time, 'Your two boys that you hired, who sound identical to me, will implode. I give them three to four months. They're so desparate to be famous, they are going to do something stupid. If they can't talk about me, they're gonna go insane. Watch.' And I watched them implode."