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Look, Things That Bite And Kill. I Think I'll Get Out And Look
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Okay, let me explain something. "Alligator Alley," between Broward County and the Naples area, is called "Alligator Alley" because it has alligators in the swamps on either side. And when you're driving there and see an alligator, it's stupid to get out of the car to get a closer look. But this guy, who did that, wasn't chomped by an alligator. No, a snake got him. A water moccasin. Moral: What the hell are you doing? GET BACK IN THE CAR. That's not a moral, I know, but it's what you need to know. (WPLG-TV/Miami)
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