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Keep Your Burrito In Your Pants, Mister
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A Delaware couple fled after being seen having sex on the roof of Chipotle. The restaurant was still open for business while they were busy doing what they were doing up there. And when the cops told them to stop, they kept going for 15-20 seconds before stopping, because you gotta finish, you know? Their names are now in the news, so I'm sure their families are proud. (KYW-TV/Philadelphia)
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