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It's Kind Of His Thing
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You see a headline like "Fort Smith Man, 75, Pleads Not Guilty In Northside Feces Incident," you gotta read it to find out what the "feces incident" was, right? Yup. Well, custodians at a high school say they arrived at the school and found a pole in a breezeway covered in poop, and the suspect was seen on video surveillance "walking up to the pole, pulling down his pants and sitting on the pole." Here's the thing: HE'S DONE IT BEFORE. Yes, he's been convicted for the same thing at the same place several times before. So let's call this a trend. (Fort Smith Times Record)
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