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Or Maybe Just Don't Text Penis Pics. To Anyone. Ever
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An Illinois man has been acquitted of obscenity charges after texting a picture of his penis to a wrong number. He meant to send it to his wife. He misdialed by one digit, and it went to a 10-year-old girl. Her mom pressed charges. The judge decided that it was negligence, not recklessness, and let him off the hook. My question is, who has to actually dial the numbers for his wife? Doesn't he have her on a speed dial or favorites button? By the way, when they say "Harvard man," they mean Harvard, IL, not Harvard University. Harvard University men dial the correct number when they send their dick pics. (Northwest Herald, Crystal Lake, IL)
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