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It's A Small Crime. A Very Small Crime. Like, Microscopic
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Epic headline: "Prolific masturbator gets probation." And so, a guy who whipped it out in front of a female employee at a mall gift store TWICE (the second time, he "plopped his penis on the counter" and was told "it wasn’t enough to make the purchase" (ouch) and later walked into a college library and yanked it while following female members of the cleaning crew gets a suspended sentence. Not the best message to send to pervs. Turns out you don't go to jail for terrorizing women with your schlong. That's not right. (Connecticut Post)
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