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Can't They Just Follow The Trail?
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Police now have a photo of the man believed to be the Portland Pooper, the guy who's been taking dumps all over Portland, Oregon. His picture has been posted all over the neighborhood now, so if someone doesn't recognize him, maybe he'll turn himself in out of sheer embarrassment, though I'm not sure he CAN be embarrassed. But some people are chalking it up to the general weirdness of Portland, like the woman who, noting that the pooper is carrying toilet paper with him, said, “You just don’t really know what to expect around here. People, they like do their own thing, they kind of march to the beat of their own drum.” That's some drum he's marching to. (KOIN-TV/Portland)
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