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Call Them 'Stud Muffins' And They Won't Be Able To Keep The Jerseys In Stock
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The Mets' Double A affiliate has the unimaginative name of the Binghamton Mets, or B-Mets for short. That's unmarketable in 2016, so they're doing a contest to change their name, with six finalists of varying degrees of embarrassing, some referring to the city's status as "carousel capitol of the world." Bullheads, Rocking Horses, Rumble Ponies, Timber Jockeys... they all suck, but the two that jump out for me are Stud Muffins and Gobblers. The latter would lend itself to much hilarity from 12-year-olds with Beavis and Butt-Head sensibilities. The former... that would be ridiculous, which means it HAS to happen. Vote early and often. (Binghamton Press and Sun-Bulletin)
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