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Your Duck Sauce Or Your Life
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It's not every day that someone gets threatened with a knife over an egg roll. A couple was in a park eating egg rolls when a guy walked up, told them he hadn't eaten in two days, and ordered them to hand over what they had left, then pulled a knife and said, "if you're messing with me, I will kill you." And the victim said he told the guy to put the knife in a waste basket and the egg roll thief complied. The suspect told the cops he didn't remember any of that but did remember drinking seven or eight beers. Beer goes well with egg rolls and threats. (St. Paul Pioneer Press)
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