JohnJay & Rich ... Running For Vote Fraud

Their Noses Are Running, Too

This tumultuous political season just got a whole lot tumultuouser in ARIZONA -- which may not be grammatically correct, but it sure ain't politically correct, either. Popping out of the desert sands, somewhat if not at all like mutant cacti, are signs that simply declare: "Vote For JOHNJAY AND RICH."

"They are all over town, and they are illegal," a synonymous source confided to ALL ACCESS. "Every time we take one down, another two shows up minutes later.  They must have some sort of freaky-ass social media army from hell doing their bidding."

JOHNJAY AND RICH denied putting up the signs even though a few were found in the back of RICH BERRA's truck. "They are kind of cool looking; I wanted a few for my room." said Berra, who added, "Besides, who you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"

"Why would we spend our own money on these signs and then go out as a team and plant them all over ARIZONA?" JOHNJAY VAN ES added. He then stopped talking and stared for three minutes at nothing.

Nothing promptly put on something less revealing and left.

JOHNJAY AND RICH Show Director TIM RICHARDS wouldn't even confirm that his denial is a river in EGYPT.

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