It's On! 'Swap Your Wife For A New Life' Is All Amp'd Up

Love Means Never Having To Say ... 'And Who Are You Again?'

As previously reported in a virtual plain brown wrapper (NET NEWS 11/7), NEWCAP RADIO Top 40/Mainstream CKMP (AMP 90.3)/CALGARY has launched its "Swap Your Wife For A New Life" contest. Five couples are swapping partners for two weeks, with the winning couple splitting $300,000 prize package.

The Wrong Reverend PAIGE NIENABER miraculously was able to evade our porn spam filter to issue the following report on the first week of the sordid goings-on. (NSATB*)

(* Not Safe At Third Base)

Day 1:

First Meet

The station introduced the new partners and got reactions from everyone. Including Rich, who entered Mathieu's house by saying "Hey honey, I'm HOMO." Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Challenge #1: Newlyweds

The station "helped" the couples get to know each other by asking some very personal questions and having the announcers question them on how much they found out.

Day 2:

Challenge #2: This Kiss

As all couples start a new relationship, the first kiss is a big milestone ... so the couples' first kiss was filmed. (NSFCS*)

(* Not Safe For Cold Sores)

Day 3:

Challenge #3: Desperate Measures

The couples had to build some Ikea furniture -- the only catch is that one had to build the furniture and the other had to read them directions without touching any pieces or showing them the directions.

"This is hard enough to do when you have instructions," NIENABER said while downing his third stack of lingenberry pancakes.

Day 4:

Challenge #4: Don't Wake Me Up

This challenge required the couples to share a bed for the whole night ... with webcams that monitored them overnight. "Yes, this was a little creepy," PAIGE surmised (NSFUOTY*)

(* Not Safe For Understatements Of The Year)

Day 5: (through 7)

Challenge #5: Feels So Close

All the new couples were handcuffed together for the ENTIRE weekend.

Day 6:

Challenge #6: Your Body

While still handcuffed together, the couples went out on the town and headed to local malls ... so they could purchase lingerie together. However, only one person was allowed in the change rooms at a time; picture the guys standing outside with their hands under or over the doors while the ladies tried them on made -- while other attendees to said changing rooms were a tad less than amused. If you can't picture it, you can watch it here.

Day 7:

The station went around to the houses and freed the slaves, so to speak, and released them from their handcuffs.

Challenge #7: Sexy And I Know It

Today's challenge has the couples testing out their new lingerie in couples Boudoir Photo Shoots.

NIENABER promises that more things are scheduled in the next few days that may or may not be ribbed for their pleasure, but should keep things interesting nonetheless "before we reveal the twist."

Now go take a shower...

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