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Howard Stern Wack Packer Prevails In Court
July 1, 2014 at 11:22 AM (PT)
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A momentous court ruling was made yesterday -- and to some not-quite-right people, it didn't come from the SUPREME COURT. Rather, a judge in a NEW YORK CITY court ruled that a person can "Booey Bomb" -- as in yelling "Baba Booey" or "HOWARD STERN's penis!" behind a TV reporter during a live broadcast -- without fear of arrest. VICE.COM reports that STERN Wack Packer JOSEPH "JOEY BOOTS" got his disorderly conduct charge thrown out of court.
"I had three attorneys with me, a crack legal team," BOOTS told VICE. "So we went in and had the trial, and when the cop was testifying, the judge was like, 'What’d he say?' and he was like, 'HOWARD STERN’s penis. Baba Booey.' And the judge was like, 'Do you know what Baba Booey is?' And the cop was like, 'No.' And the judge smirked before he looked back down at his papers. So I’m assuming the judge was a HOWARD STERN fan. Not he they gave me any leeway; it’s just that he knew ... The judge told the cop that my actions didn’t meet the requirements for a charge of disorderly conduct. He goes, 'What the defendant did might have been inappropriate, but it was not illegal,' and then he said, 'Case dismissed.'”
"My lawyer told me today that we set a legal precedent," BOOTS concluded." Yelling 'Baba Booey' and 'HOWARD STERN’s penis' is completely legal. We actually set a precedent today. It might sound silly, but 'Baba Booey' and 'HOWARD STERN’s penis' are and always will be protected speech, so long as we have our constitution."

