WRJY (104.1 The Wave)/Brunswick, GA, Conducts Pumpkin Poll To Determine Presidential Election Winner

Pumpkin Poll

GOLDEN ISLES BROADCASTING Country WRJY (104-1 THE WAVE)/BRUNSWICK, GA, conducted a "totally unscientific" PUMPKIN POLL to project the winner of TOMORROW's Presidential election earlier TODAY.  

Morning hosts JOE WILLIE and ROBBIE SUE SOUSA invited listeners to a remote site, where they were hoisted via scissor lift to a remote location where they dropped an array of pumpkin items, from leftover HALLOWEEN jack-o-lanterns to pumpkin pies and even pumpkin spice lattes onto a 5’x5’ photograph of the candidate they wanted to see lose.
 
Noted JOE WILLIE SOUSA: “Listeners here in the GOLDEN ISLES are passionate political activists. As it turned out, HILLARY CLINTON  received the most votes in our PUMPKIN POLL< so that means DONALD TRUMP will be the Pumpkin’s – uh, People’s -- President.”
 
Activity was brisk throughout the pumpkin polling, which took place during THE WAVE’s “GOLDEN ISLES’ Hometown Morning Show” broadcast. 

Co-host ROBBIE SUE SOUSA pointed out another interesting trend in the voting – the seagulls, crows, and other fowl that swooped in to clean up the foul mess.
 
Said ROBBIE SUE: “We couldn’t believe it. All those birds flew in to clean up all that leftover pumpkin and ended up casting their own…shall we say…votes with  the majority going to HILLARY. So not only did she get the majority of the PUMPKIN POLL, she also won the POOP-ular vote.”
 
The DONALD only had a single pumpkin smashed on his face, while HILLARY... Well, let's just say HILLARY will be smelling like pumpkin for the next four years. 

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