Little Jimmy Norton Tells All

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The NEW YORK POST's PAGE SIX is reporting that OPIE AND ANTHONY sidekick JIM NORTON has scored a book deal with SIMON AND SCHUSTER. The paper quotes the publisher's PR representative as describing the book as a tell-all covering "everything from [NORTON's] affinity for hookers to stalking BLACK SABBATH and ALAN ALDA and always getting stuck with the hot girl's fat friend."

LITTLE JIMMY himself says, "It's ironic that many of the stories revolve around prostitution, because that's where all proceeds from this book will be going. Actually, that's probably more disgusting and creepy than ironic."

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