Stephanie Miller Seeks 'Goldwater Boys'

JONES RADIO NETWORKS' STEPHANIE MILLER, daughter of 1964 Republican Vice Presidential candidate WILLIAM E. MILLER, and CC GOLDWATER, the granddaughter of the elder MILLER's running mate BARRY GOLDWATER, are (not really) running as a "GOLDWATER/MILLER" ticket for the WHITE HOUSE, and they're (really) looking for "GOLDWATER Boys" to serve as cheerleaders at campaign stops, much as the "GOLDWATER Girls" entertained crowds in 1964. GOLDWATER and MILLER (today's editions) are auditioning candidates for the position at a PHOENIX "campaign rally" on OCTOBER 27th, sponsored by affiliate KPHX-A/PHOENIX.

GOLDWATER said, "The GOLDWATER Girls were such a big hit in 1964. Now we want to recreate that and get ourselves some GOLDWATER Boys. It will help us at rallies in case people are tired of looking at us." MILLER added, "C’mon, PHOENIX men, give GOLDWATER/MILLER '08 a little sugar. You might even end up as first and second man. CC and I believe AMERICA needs more eye candy and less lecturing other people about moral values."

MILLER is appearing on MSNBC's DAN ABRAMS SHOW TONIGHT (10/18) at 9p ET.

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