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CLEAR CHANNEL Top 40/Rhythmic WKTU/NEW YORK afternoon co-host GOUMBA JOHNNY is now published! GOUMBA has released a book this month entitled, "So You Wanna Be a Mobster," available at bookstores nationwide for $14.95.

Writes GOUMBA, "Tired of being a cog when you could be a capo with Navigator wheels? Do you dream of:

* Making your own hours?
* Owning your own topless joint?
* Flaunting the laws of the land for financial gain?
* Dining in fine restaurants for free?
* Having any number of beautiful mistresses at your beck and call?
* Taking out your aggression on anyone you please with no fear of retribution?
* Motivating a gang of burly brainless thugs to do your bidding?
* Earning the respect you deserve, or -- better yet -- sporting an undeniable aura of fear?

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