Greaseman Rumors Just That ... Rumors

Alive And Well

You can put the rumors, rather than THE GREASEMAN, to rest. 

DOUG "GREASEMAN" TRACHT, subject of rumors YESTERDAY that he was dead, is just fine according to CLEAR CHANNEL Alternative WWDC (DC101)/WASHINGTON, D.C. PD DAVE WELLINGTON, who told ALL ACCESS, "GREASEMAN is alive and well.  He came on TODAY with ELLIOT IN THE MORNING to set it straight and will be on DC101 this SATURDAY morning from 8a-noon." 

THE GREASEMAN reached out and told ALL ACCESS, "At first I was pissed and then I figured an overzealous GREASE fan, or as I like to say, one of our BRANCH DOODADIANS, thought I needed extra publicity. But GOOD LORD, that's the last kind of publicity I'd want to have.

"This was misleading and twisted, and I'm really saddened about it -- and have been on the phone for the last 24 hours telling everyone, including my family, that I am alright. I just did a bit with ELLIOT this morning on DC 101 to dispel this rumor. Why can't I just put on my headphones like anyone else and go to work?"

Now, about those high cholesterol rumors....

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