Naumann Escapes Petri Dish In Rocket Science Lab

Jeffrey Naumann Avoids Sterilization

ROCKET SCIENCE mini-scientist JEFFREY NAUMANN has escaped the lab. He was being bathed in a 100% agar solution in a giant petri dish, under an electron microscope while calling radio for airplay.

So effective was JEFFREY, that pieces of his skin were being harvested to create a clone -- and rather than unleash his true twin on the world, NAUMANN ended the experiment abruptly.

Now, rested and bacteria-free, JEFFREY is ready to rock on his own as the President/Grand Promo Poobah of JEFFREY NAUMANN PROMOTION, specializing in Rock, Triple A and Hot AC. Reach him at (818) 706-3864 or yeepahs@aol.com.

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