'Angry Santa' Sets Your Kids Straight!

CITADEL Top 40/Mainstream KLAL (ALICE@107.7)/LITTLE ROCK, AR night slammer JASON CAGE is putting on his white beard to channel SANTA -- ANGRY SANTA, to be exact. When LITTLE ROCK parents text SANTA directly when their kid is acts up, they will get a response back within a minutes from the big man himself, warning their kid to cut it out!

"Parents have it hard enough as it is during the holiday season, anyway I can help them manipulate their kids into staying in line, seemed like a good thing to do" CAGE said. "The response text is auto generated but I have the power to reply back with something more personal for a more lasting (traumatic?) effect."

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