Slash Gas (Prices), Stir Up Reaction

BASIN Hot AC KWYK/FARMINGTON, NM morning wildman WOODY NELSON is set to cause a traffic jam tomorrow as he gives hourly clues between 6-10a as to where his station will be offering gas for the insanely low price of only 94.9-cents/gallon.

Then during the final hour of the BIG WOODY SHOW 10 and 11a, WOODY will give out the secret location of this gas station. Local cops are already on alert for the crush of cars, which could be considerable considering the size of FARMINGTON, and the hugely discounted price of petrol.

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