Overnight Briefing & General Reality Check - Mar 31, 2017

Fashion Emergency:

RIHANNA Red Alert! Fashionista.com says the  Rihanna's Fenty x Puma spring 2017 collection drops today! Lace-up leggings, oversize sweatshirts and pleated skirts can all be yours starting tomorrow. Items from the eight-piece spring collection range in price from $80 to $150, and will be available online and with select Puma sellers. (Bartha)

High school hijinks:

A Pennsylvania high school has suspended half of their students.
   Officials at Harrisburg High School handed out 500 suspension notices to students on Monday. Principal LISA LOVE says it's all part of a crackdown because students have missed too many classes and accumulated too many unexcused absences. Love says many students come to school but skip class and loiter on the school campus with friends. The Principal says the truancy has gone on too long and it's time to do something "radical." (Still)

Looking for Love in all the Wrong Places:

Talk about good timing. Or bad timing, depending on how you look at it.
   A female Uber driver left her boyfriend's house and went to the airport to get some fares. Her man was going to NYC to visit his sick mother. She picked up a woman that had just flown in to spend the weekend with her boyfriend.
   As she drove, the two chatted and the driver realized that her passenger's man lived in the same apartment complex. It wasn't until she got into the complex that the woman gave her the unit number and yes, you guessed it, it was HER BOYFRIEND's. He happily came out to help his "girlfriend" with her luggage and that's when he realized ...he'd been caught.
   The Uber driver opened up a can of whoop-ass on her man --former man now-- and then drove off, leaving him standing there with his side piece. Needless to say, the Uber driver is now single and very thrilled with her new luggage --that used to belong to her ex's other girlfriend. (Myers)