Overnight Briefing & General Reality Check - Sep 19, 2017

Fashion Emergency:

KIM KARDASHIAN herself reports that her baby shoes Kids Yeezys sold out in just three minutes! Fashionista.com says the teeny-weenie tiny Yeezys that were priced at $110 dollars were an instant hit. The infant kicks were from the third drop of her Kids Supply clothing line with husband KANYE WEST. (Bartha)

Today's police blotter:

An Indiana man allegedly robbed a gas station. But, you'll never believe how he got caught.
Police say 33-year-old SEAN HARRIS went into a Lacrosse gas station Wednesday, implied he had a gun, then made off with food, drinks, and cigarettes. It didn't take state troopers long to find him though. Harris reportedly ran out of gas a few miles down the road. Apparently fuel was the one thing he forgot to steal. Cops say he had alcohol in his blood. He's been charged with felony robbery. (Still)

Casting Call:

"The Handmaid's Tale" star and Emmy winner, ELISABETH MOSS' next project is already underway.
The Hollywood Reportersays she'll star in the movie, "Call Jane," about a group of suburban women who secretly provided safe abortions for women in need in the year 1960, way before the Supreme Court's 1973 Roe v. Wadedecision.
Elisabeth will play Jane, a married woman who unexpectedly becomes pregnant and discovers the underground group of women.

Lowest common denominator:

Well --it's cheaper than crashing a wedding!
A woman in England at the Holy Redeemer Church in Berkshire has been attending every funeral/wake that she could for the past 14 years. Father NOAH CONNOLLY has said that he's talked to the devoutly Catholic woman and she feels that it's her duty to honor the dead and go to every funeral. Problem is --she's helping herself to the buffet afterwards, too!
One woman, whose daughter died, talked to the woman and was told she worked with her daughter as a waitress. Problem was, the young woman who passed was never a waitress! The mystery mourner then helped herself to the buffet and even boxed some up to go! (Myers)

Grace notes from Vinny Marino:

STYX and former EAGLES guitarist DON FELDER will do another Las Vegas run of their "Renegades In The Fast Lane" show. Five nights at the Venetian Theater have been booked for January 26th, 27th and 31st, along with February 2nd and 3rd of 2018. Tickets go on sale tomorrow. (Marino)