Overnight Briefing & General Reality Check - Oct 16, 2017

Your Body:

Warning: note content.
Botox isn't just for those annoying frown lines or crow's feet, anymore. Nope, the treatment adored by millions of wealthy housewives can give your hair a boost, too! Us Weeklyreports (wait for it...) Blotox is the hottest new trend for your locks because it can decrease sweating and extend the life of your precious blowout. Although Botox is only approved by the FDA for wrinkles, doctors have been injecting it into the armpits to treat excess perspiration for years while a few brave guys have (ahem) used it to tighten things up "down there."(Lee)

Political Racket /Dirty Tricks:

TN Democratic Congressman STEVE COHEN tells MSNBC that at least one Republican is considering supporting articles of impeachment against PRESIDENT TRUMP. He added, "I have other Republicans, just like (TN GOP) Sen. BOB CORKER suggested, who have told me on a constant basis that they know this man is not balanced, he is not capable of continuing to lead us."
Cohen added, "But, the Republican base is still supportive of Trump. That's who's strong in their primaries, and politically, they (the other lawmakers) can't come out and say it." (Pacelli)

Crooks too stupid to live:

We all know it's a bad idea to light a cigarette near a gas pump. But, this genius took it one step further.
North Dakota police say a man actually tried to light his cigarette using the gas pump nozzle. Cops say they spotted 29-year-old SKYLER WHITEBULL of Cannon Ball trying to light up as they were patrolling the area. They pulled over and demanded he back away from the gas pump. But, Whitebull allegedly refused and took a "fighting stance" instead. Police had to wrestle the man to the ground and cuff him.
Police say they searched Whitebull and found methamphetamine residue in plastic baggies. He's charged with resisting arrest and possession of meth. (Still)

Grace notes from Vinny Marino:

Some lucky TAYLOR SWIFT fans in London got to hear her entire new album Friday night. Billboard.com says the secret listening session for "Reputation" also included a meet-and-greet with Taylor. The fans were sworn to secrecy, but one of them said the new album is (quote), "so different yet so her." You'll find out for yourself when "Reputation" gets released on November 10th.
FYI: Taylor was in London to film a new music video. TMZ.com says she was on a double-decker bus, in a cab, and riding a bike along the Millennium Bridge. (Marino)