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The Chiquita Defense
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A church pastor in England has been accused of sexual assault against a then-12-year-old schoolgirl, now 26, who says the pastor took her hand and put it on his crotch. His defense: She could have been feeling a banana in his pocket rather than his erect penis. He claims that he does that as a habit. Why he was putting her hand on his crotchal region probably requires more explanation regardless of whether it was a banana or Little Pastor. (The Sun)
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