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Give That Guy A Four Loko Endorsement Deal, Quick
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The last thing this guy remembers is drinking some Four Loko, that alcoholic energy drink. Apparently, something happened after that, because a woman returned to her home and found the place trashed and the guy laying asleep, naked and bloody on her sofa. And it turns out that her home was a second act, because he'd already broken into another woman's house, trashed it, took a dump in the living room, and ripped the oven door off its hinges. He says now that he needs to quit drinking because he does "stupid things" when he drinks. "Stupid things" is the understatement of the year. (St. Petersburg Times)
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