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If you're going to do something that otherwise will get you arrested, you need to make your excuse plausible. This guy pulled his car up to the courthouse, allegedly dropped his shorts, and began to masturbate in view of a cop. When the cop arrested him, he protested, claiming that he was merely applying hemorrhoid cream. But the cop noted that he was holding K-Y Warming Jelly, not Preparation H, at the time. Here's what I don't get about the story: Had it been Preparation H, would it have been OK? I mean, is it an excuse for exposing yourself that you're just applying medicated cream? And, um, hemorrhoids are in the, you know, back side, anyway. (St. Petersburg Times; Thanks to the Kansas City Star's Crime Scene KC blog for the link)
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