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They Can't Pay That Doctor Enough Combat Pay For That
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WARNING: This one's not for the squeamish. Turn away now!... Still here? Okay, you asked for it. Guy was arrested for burglary and attacking officers who showed up. He was also naked. And... okay, see, the reason this is news is because, according to the incident report, the cops, after subduing him with pepper spray, sent him to the emergency room, where doctors noticed a computer mouse in his ass. "X-rays shown part of the mouse was lodged in the male subject's rectum," says the report. I WARNED YOU. He was likely under the influence of mushrooms. Kids, just say no. (The Smoking Gun; Thanks to Jezebel.com for the link)
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