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Duck! That Ferret's Loaded!
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A man shoved a ferret down his pants. What? No, he was STEALING it from a pet store. What did you think he was... oh, man, you need help. Sicko. Oh, yeah, he has additional trouble because a witness confronted him and he used the animal as a weapon to bite the witness, which is, under Florida, illegal use of a "special weapon." And that's some special weapon.
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