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So What You're Saying Is We're Through, Am I Correct?
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A man has been found guilty of smearing dog poop in his girlfriend's face. Was alcohol involved? Why, yes, it was. The defendant, who said that the day's events were part of his attempt to dump the longtime girlfriend because she was "no longer good enough for him," got drunker and drunker while the couple was boating and it ended up with the fecal incident. Actually, it's hard to imagine anyone NOT being "good enough" for a guy like this. Single-cell organisms are good enough. (Niles Star)
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