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Although Ugly Dickshot Pretty Much Closes Out The Competition
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Ladies and Gentlemen, SBNation.com presents the Baseball Player Name Hall Of Fame. Yes, Wonderful Terrific Monds is here. Also Greg Legg, Urban Shocker, Razor Shines, Heine Meine ("The Count of Luxemburg"), Mysterious Walker, Cannonball Titcomb, and the Hands-Down All-Time Winner, Ugly Dickshot. Yes, there really was an Ugly Dickshot, Ugly Johnny Dickshot, and he got the "Ugly" name because he called himself the "ugliest man in baseball." And his grandson's an actor. Missing from the list: Pete LaCock, Larvell (Sugar Bear) Blanks, Boof Bonser, Dick Pole, and, of course, Rusty Kuntz. (SBNation.com/Wikipedia)
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