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Wait, You Do Real Massages? No Sex? I'm Outa Here

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So the cops in this case determined that a "spa" offering "massages" was also offering "happy endings"? And they're somehow surprised? I'm pretty sure -- never partook, myself, but I'm aware -- that such emporia are available in practically every zip code. (WCVB-TV/Boston)

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Perry Michael Simon

Perry Michael Simon is Vice President and Editor/News-Talk-Sports/Podcast for AllAccess.com and the former Program Director and Operations Manager at stations like KLSX and KLYY (Y107)/Los Angeles and WKXW (New Jersey 101.5)/Trenton. He's been on-air and written stuff for TV and websites and other stuff he doesn't remember all that well. He can also be found at Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and pmsimon.com, if you're so inclined. In addition, he's the former Editor-in-Chief at Nerdist.com and Director of Programming at the Nerdist Podcast Network.

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