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No Flight's So Long That You Can't Wait It Out
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Dude got arrested for masturbating on a United Airlines flight. The arrest record helpfully points out that he did so "to the point of ejaculation." I'm pretty sure I could have lived without that knowledge. A witness, an 18-year-old girl who is probably traumatized now, saw everything and said, "He ejaculated & got some on the seat. Then he went to the bathroom for a long time." He got some on the seat. The plane number is N843UA, in case you want to avoid it. (The Smoking Gun)
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