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Would You Be Able To Identify Those Thighs In A Lineup, Sir?
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This story involves too many things to boil down to a simple summary. But we can try: Guy lent rented car to friend. Guy went on booty call, but woman didn't show, so he went to a park and picked up a woman with "real big thighs." He said he "talked her out of her pants." They went to a no-tell motel with hourly rates. They drank gin, had sex, fell asleep. When he awoke, the woman was gone, along with the car keys, jewelry, cash, the car, and his silver pants. That's it. Police reports rarely get more amusing. (Fort Pierce Tribune/TCPalm.com)
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