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You Got A Concealed Carry Permit For That Sausage?
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Police in Des Moines, IA say that a woman was assaulted with a bratwurst by a homeless woman who was trying to bait the victim into a fight. Um... what? And it's weirder: The victim says she was arguing with the homeless woman, who "regularly visits her home and tries to spark physical altercations," over the care of her granddaughter. Wait... why is a homeless woman showing up regularly and spoiling for a fight? Why is child care involved> Whose granddaughter? Anyway, the homeless woman threw a bratwurst at the victim, leaving a tell-tale grease stain. There HAS to be more to this story that we're not being told. Too bad I don't care enough to investigate much further. (KCCI-TV/Des Moines)
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