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'I'd Rather Eat Johnson, Sir'
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And now we know the sentence you'll get for threatening to kill and eat the president: five years in prison, which is what this guy, already in jail for burglary, got. Oh, yeah, he said he'd rape the First Lady and "skin her alive" before killing, cooking, and eating the president. And he threatened to rape Nancy Pelosi and kill George W. Bush, too. He later told the Secret Service he'd written it to "calm himself down." He also said he was "upset about the war in Afghanistan, marijuana prohibition, and underfunding of public schools." Oh. (Philadelphia Inquirer)
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