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Looks More Like You Got Something From The Dollar Menu There
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This guy got convicted of exposing himself at the Burger King drive-thru and asking the clerk if she wanted to "touch his Whopper." Alcohol was involved. The only defense his attorney offered was that the defendant was not masturbating when he took his penis out, although the witness said he'd been "manipulating" it. Ew. (Longmont Times-Call)
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